NOT TOTALED. Yet I guess. Adjuster estimates $15,818. $12k in parts (front bumper and grill, driver's light [$2347.15], radiator and support, a/c condenser, hood, repair the fender, airbags and seat belt) and $3800 in labor.
I assume once they start taking parts off they'll find other stuff broken, but they'll have to be expensive bits to total it.
Can't wait to see my CarFax report after this. Good luck me ever selling this thing.