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      Re: (Steely)

      "understand what you know"
      --unknown--


      Modified by Ognar at 6:04 AM 8-9-2006

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      Re: (Ognar)

      Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the
      things we did not do that is inconsolable.
      -- Sidney J. Harris --


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      From my Capt. in regards to poop not going right in my life....

      " God kicked you in the balls and you get up. Tell him to fudge off and start moving on again and get to the point. Move on."
      ---Capt. Mahan--

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      Re: (Copeland)

      It's all here - scatological, volvo...

      http://www.freerepublic.com/fo...e=104

      And, speaking of orientals and scat, this from stephanie here at SS -

      "...and they eat their own feces..."

      On topic? OK, if you insist.

      "Be in awe of no man, his capes, creeds, castles, cars and candy."

      George Dill


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      Re: (Copeland)

      Quote, originally posted by Copeland »

      " God kicked you in the balls and you get up. Tell him to fudge off and start moving on again and get to the point. Move on."
      ---Capt. Mahan--

      My favorite version of that one (as has been said):

      You eat life or life eat you.

      I think I coined;

      Its not what happens; its what you do in response to what happens that makes you who you are.

      But maybe not.


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      Re: (Copeland)

      Or like a very manly female service writer at a dealership I worked at frequently said,

      "When life gives you lemons, eat your f*cking lemons!!"


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      Re: (JRinPR)

      How about...When life gives you lemons....buy some tequilla and throw a party.
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      Re: (universityvolvoOSD)

      Lemon Law?

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      Re: (gdill2)

      Dilly..........

      You are quick today!!

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      Re: (universityvolvoOSD)

      There is nothing more notable in Socrates than that he found time, as an old man, to learn music and dancing, and thought it time well spent.
      -- Michel de Montaigne -- (1533 - 1592)


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      Re: (Steely)

      Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with the other five being Gravity, Duct Tape, Whining, Remote Control, and The Force That Pulls Dogs Toward The Groins Of Strangers.”
      - Dave Barry



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      Re: (JRinPR)

      The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which side he's on.
      -- Joseph Heller (1923 - 1999), Catch 22 --


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      Re: (Steely)

      Murphy's Mechanics Law:


      If it won't fit....force it!
      If you force it and it breaks....you needed a new one anyway!

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      In every adversity there lies the seed of an equivalent advantage.

      In every defeat there is a lesson showing you how to win the victory next time.

      ~Robert Collier


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      Re: (universityvolvoOSD)

      Quote, originally posted by universityvolvoOSD »
      Murphy's Mechanics Law:


      If it won't fit....force it!
      If you force it and it breaks....you needed a new one anyway!

      Hammer not fix? Need bigger hammer!

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      Re: (Steely)

      Leavem hammer at home if you goin fishin...hammer good for bear huntin..not fishin! Chimay and good woman excellent for fishin!
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      Re: (universityvolvoOSD)

      1. Never tell everything at once.
      -- Ken Venturi, Ken Venturi's Two Great Rules of Life --


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      Re: Mr. Dill

      As explained to me by my wife's cousin (Korean and Portuguese):

      " Carpets are Oriental; people are Asian".


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      "When you grab by the short hairs and pull, their hearts and minds will follow" George Patton.

      "Just because you are a paranoid does not mean they are not out to get you". Henry Kissinger speaking to Richard Nixon.


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      Re: (Stormin Norman)

      The price of freedom of religion, or of speech, or of the press, is that we must
      put up with a good deal of rubbish.
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      Re: (Steely)

      "You can do whatever you want as long as you clean it up"

      and

      "Its not a mistake unless you don't fix it."


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      Re: (Steely)

      A friend is someone who will help you move. A real friend is someone who will
      help you move a body.
      -- Unknown --


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      Re: (Steely)

      Steely...


      So where are we moving THIS body?

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      Re: (universityvolvoOSD)

      Accident, n.: A condition in which presence of mind is good, but absence of body is better.
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      Re: (Steely)

      Quote, originally posted by Steely »
      "You can do whatever you want as long as you clean it up"

      try telling that to Officer NoFun!

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      Quote, originally posted by phuz »
      try telling that to Officer NoFun!

      That also translates as, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time".


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      Re: (Steely)

      Quote, originally posted by Steely »
      That also translates as, "Don't do the crime if you can't do the time".

      or as mama always sez... "mind yer p's and q's"

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      Re: (phuz)

      Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and cautious, but because it has been playful, rebellious, and immature.
      Tom Robbins (1936 - )


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      Re: (Steely)

      I was going to buy a copy of The Power of Positive Thinking, and then I thought: What the hell good would that do?
      --Ronnie Shakes --


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      Re: (Steely)

      It is nobler to declare oneself wrong than to insist on being right - especially when one is right.
      -- Friedrich Nietzsche (1844 - 1900), Thus Spoke Zarathustra --


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      "If I found the S.O.B. who tried breaking into my car last night, I will kill him"
      Ancient Chinese Proverb by Copeland (1986-Current)


      Modified by Copeland at 11:32 AM 8-17-2006
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      Re: (Copeland)

      Dude, d'you wanna edit that last one? As an afterthought; any damage?


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      Re: (Copeland)

      Quote, originally posted by Copeland »
      "If I found the ****3r who tried breaking into my car last night, I will kill him"
      Ancient Chinese Proverb by Copeland (1986-Current)

      n/a.

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